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Intro: … | … B F# C# I have this thing where I get older, Ebm But just never wiser. B F# C# Ebm7 Midnights become my afternoons. B F# When my depression works C# Ebm The graveyard shift all of the people, B F# C# Ebm7 I’ve ghosted stand there in the room. B F# C# I should not be left to my own devices, Ebm7 B They come with prices and vices. F# I end up in crisis. C# Ebm7 (Tale as old as time.) B F# C# I wake up screaming from dreaming. Ebm7 B One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving F# C# ‘Cause you got tired of my scheming. Ebm7 (For the last time.) Chorus: B It’s me. F# Hi. C# Ebm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. B At tea F# C# Ebm7 Time everybody agrees. B F# C# I’ll stare directly at the sun, Ebm7 But never in the mirror. B F# It must be exhausting C# Ebm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: B F# | C# Ebm7 B F# C# Sometimes I feel like everybody Ebm Is a sexy baby B F# C# Ebm7 And I’m a monster on the hill, B F# Too big to hang out, C# Slowly lurching Ebm Toward your favorite city, B F# Pierced through the heart, C# Ebm7 But never killed. B F# C# Did you hear my covert narcissism, Ebm7 B I disguise as altruism F# C# Like some kind of congressman? Ebm7 (Tale as old as time.) B F# C# I wake up screaming from dreaming. Ebm7 B One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving F# C# And life will lose all its meaning. Ebm7 (For the last time.) Chorus: B It’s me. F# Hi. C# Ebm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) B At tea F# C# Ebm7 Time everybody agrees. B F# C# I’ll stare directly at the sun, Ebm7 But never in the mirror. B F# It must be exhausting C# Ebm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: B F# | C# Ebm7 Bridge: B F# I have this dream: C# My daughter-in-law Ebm Kills me for the money, B F# C# Ebm She thinks I left them in the will. B F# C# The family gathers ‘round and reads it Ebm And then someone screams out. B F# C# Ebm7 “She’s laughing up at us from hell!” Chorus: B F# It’s me. hi. C# Ebm I’m the problem, it’s me. B F# It’s me. Hi. C# Ebm I’m the problem, it’s me. B It’s me, F# C# Ebm Hi, everybody agrees, B F# C# Ebm Everybody agrees… B It’s me. F# Hi (hi). C# Ebm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) B At tea (tea) F# C# Ebm7 Time (time) everybody agrees. (Everybody agrees.) B F# C# I’ll stare directly at the sun, Ebm7 But never in the mirror. B F# It must be exhausting C# Ebm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: B F# | C# …