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Intro: … | … C G D I have this thing where I get older, Em But just never wiser. C G D Em7 Midnights become my afternoons. C G When my depression works D Em The graveyard shift all of the people, C G D Em7 I’ve ghosted stand there in the room. C G D I should not be left to my own devices, Em7 C They come with prices and vices. G I end up in crisis. D Em7 (Tale as old as time.) C G D I wake up screaming from dreaming. Em7 C One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving G D ‘Cause you got tired of my scheming. Em7 (For the last time.) Chorus: C It’s me. G Hi. D Em7 I’m the problem, it’s me. C At tea G D Em7 Time everybody agrees. C G D I’ll stare directly at the sun, Em7 But never in the mirror. C G It must be exhausting D Em7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: C G | D Em7 C G D Sometimes I feel like everybody Em Is a sexy baby C G D Em7 And I’m a monster on the hill, C G Too big to hang out, D Slowly lurching Em Toward your favorite city, C G Pierced through the heart, D Em7 But never killed. C G D Did you hear my covert narcissism, Em7 C I disguise as altruism G D Like some kind of congressman? Em7 (Tale as old as time.) C G D I wake up screaming from dreaming. Em7 C One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving G D And life will lose all its meaning. Em7 (For the last time.) Chorus: C It’s me. G Hi. D Em7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) C At tea G D Em7 Time everybody agrees. C G D I’ll stare directly at the sun, Em7 But never in the mirror. C G It must be exhausting D Em7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: C G | D Em7 Bridge: C G I have this dream: D My daughter-in-law Em Kills me for the money, C G D Em She thinks I left them in the will. C G D The family gathers ‘round and reads it Em And then someone screams out. C G D Em7 “She’s laughing up at us from hell!” Chorus: C G It’s me. hi. D Em I’m the problem, it’s me. C G It’s me. Hi. D Em I’m the problem, it’s me. C It’s me, G D Em Hi, everybody agrees, C G D Em Everybody agrees… C It’s me. G Hi (hi). D Em7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) C At tea (tea) G D Em7 Time (time) everybody agrees. (Everybody agrees.) C G D I’ll stare directly at the sun, Em7 But never in the mirror. C G It must be exhausting D Em7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: C G | D …