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Intro: … | … Aadd9 E B I have this thing where I get older, C#madd9 But just never wiser. Aadd9 E B C#m7 Midnights become my afternoons. Aadd9 E When my depression works B C#madd9 The graveyard shift all of the people, Amaj E B C#m7 I’ve ghosted stand there in the room. Aadd9 E B I should not be left to my own devices, C#m7 Aadd9 They come with prices and vices. E I end up in crisis. B C#m7 (Tale as old as time.) Aadd9 E B I wake up screaming from dreaming. C#m7 Aadd9 One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving E B ‘Cause you got tired of my scheming. C#m7 (For the last time.) Chorus: Amaj It’s me. E Hi. B C#m7 I’m the problem, it’s me. Amaj At tea E B C#m7 Time everybody agrees. Amaj E B I’ll stare directly at the sun, C#m7 But never in the mirror. Amaj E It must be exhausting B C#m7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: Aadd9 E | B C#m7 Aadd9 E B Sometimes I feel like everybody C#madd9 Is a sexy baby Aadd9 E B C#m7 And I’m a monster on the hill, Aadd9 E Too big to hang out, B Slowly lurching C#madd9 Toward your favorite city, Aadd9 E Pierced through the heart, B C#m7 But never killed. Aadd9 E B Did you hear my covert narcissism, C#m7 Aadd9 I disguise as altruism E B Like some kind of congressman? C#m7 (Tale as old as time.) Aadd9 E B I wake up screaming from dreaming. C#m7 Amaj One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving E B And life will lose all its meaning. C#m7 (For the last time.) Chorus: Amaj It’s me. E Hi. B C#m7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) Amaj At tea E B C#m7 Time everybody agrees. Amaj E B I’ll stare directly at the sun, C#m7 But never in the mirror. Amaj E It must be exhausting B C#m7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: Aadd9 E | B C#m7 Bridge: A E I have this dream: B My daughter-in-law C#madd9 Kills me for the money, Amaj E B C#m She thinks I left them in the will. A E B The family gathers ‘round and reads it C#madd9 And then someone screams out. Amaj E B C#m7 “She’s laughing up at us from hell!” Chorus: A E It’s me. hi. B C#m I’m the problem, it’s me. A E It’s me. Hi. B C#m I’m the problem, it’s me. Amaj It’s me, E B C#m Hi, everybody agrees, Amaj E B C#m Everybody agrees… Amaj It’s me. E Hi (hi). B C#m7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) Amaj At tea (tea) E B C#m7 Time (time) everybody agrees. (Everybody agrees.) Amaj E B I’ll stare directly at the sun, C#m7 But never in the mirror. Amaj E It must be exhausting B C#m7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: Amaj E | B …