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Intro: … | … C#add9 G# Eb I have this thing where I get older, Fmadd9 But just never wiser. C#add9 G# Eb Fm7 Midnights become my afternoons. C#add9 G# When my depression works Eb Fmadd9 The graveyard shift all of the people, C#maj G# Eb Fm7 I’ve ghosted stand there in the room. C#add9 G# Eb I should not be left to my own devices, Fm7 C#add9 They come with prices and vices. G# I end up in crisis. Eb Fm7 (Tale as old as time.) C#add9 G# Eb I wake up screaming from dreaming. Fm7 C#add9 One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving G# Eb ‘Cause you got tired of my scheming. Fm7 (For the last time.) Chorus: C#maj It’s me. G# Hi. Eb Fm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. C#maj At tea G# Eb Fm7 Time everybody agrees. C#maj G# Eb I’ll stare directly at the sun, Fm7 But never in the mirror. C#maj G# It must be exhausting Eb Fm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: C#add9 G# | Eb Fm7 C#add9 G# Eb Sometimes I feel like everybody Fmadd9 Is a sexy baby C#add9 G# Eb Fm7 And I’m a monster on the hill, C#add9 G# Too big to hang out, Eb Slowly lurching Fmadd9 Toward your favorite city, C#add9 G# Pierced through the heart, Eb Fm7 But never killed. C#add9 G# Eb Did you hear my covert narcissism, Fm7 C#add9 I disguise as altruism G# Eb Like some kind of congressman? Fm7 (Tale as old as time.) C#add9 G# Eb I wake up screaming from dreaming. Fm7 C#maj One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving G# Eb And life will lose all its meaning. Fm7 (For the last time.) Chorus: C#maj It’s me. G# Hi. Eb Fm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) C#maj At tea G# Eb Fm7 Time everybody agrees. C#maj G# Eb I’ll stare directly at the sun, Fm7 But never in the mirror. C#maj G# It must be exhausting Eb Fm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: C#add9 G# | Eb Fm7 Bridge: C# G# I have this dream: Eb My daughter-in-law Fmadd9 Kills me for the money, C#maj G# Eb Fm She thinks I left them in the will. C# G# Eb The family gathers ‘round and reads it Fmadd9 And then someone screams out. C#maj G# Eb Fm7 “She’s laughing up at us from hell!” Chorus: C# G# It’s me. hi. Eb Fm I’m the problem, it’s me. C# G# It’s me. Hi. Eb Fm I’m the problem, it’s me. C#maj It’s me, G# Eb Fm Hi, everybody agrees, C#maj G# Eb Fm Everybody agrees… C#maj It’s me. G# Hi (hi). Eb Fm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) C#maj At tea (tea) G# Eb Fm7 Time (time) everybody agrees. (Everybody agrees.) C#maj G# Eb I’ll stare directly at the sun, Fm7 But never in the mirror. C#maj G# It must be exhausting Eb Fm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: C#maj G# | Eb …
Published 05.12.22