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Intro: … | … Eadd9 B F# I have this thing where I get older, G#madd9 But just never wiser. Eadd9 B F# G#m7 Midnights become my afternoons. Eadd9 B When my depression works F# G#madd9 The graveyard shift all of the people, Emaj B F# G#m7 I’ve ghosted stand there in the room. Eadd9 B F# I should not be left to my own devices, G#m7 Eadd9 They come with prices and vices. B I end up in crisis. F# G#m7 (Tale as old as time.) Eadd9 B F# I wake up screaming from dreaming. G#m7 Eadd9 One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving B F# ‘Cause you got tired of my scheming. G#m7 (For the last time.) Chorus: Emaj It’s me. B Hi. F# G#m7 I’m the problem, it’s me. Emaj At tea B F# G#m7 Time everybody agrees. Emaj B F# I’ll stare directly at the sun, G#m7 But never in the mirror. Emaj B It must be exhausting F# G#m7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: Eadd9 B | F# G#m7 Eadd9 B F# Sometimes I feel like everybody G#madd9 Is a sexy baby Eadd9 B F# G#m7 And I’m a monster on the hill, Eadd9 B Too big to hang out, F# Slowly lurching G#madd9 Toward your favorite city, Eadd9 B Pierced through the heart, F# G#m7 But never killed. Eadd9 B F# Did you hear my covert narcissism, G#m7 Eadd9 I disguise as altruism B F# Like some kind of congressman? G#m7 (Tale as old as time.) Eadd9 B F# I wake up screaming from dreaming. G#m7 Emaj One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving B F# And life will lose all its meaning. G#m7 (For the last time.) Chorus: Emaj It’s me. B Hi. F# G#m7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) Emaj At tea B F# G#m7 Time everybody agrees. Emaj B F# I’ll stare directly at the sun, G#m7 But never in the mirror. Emaj B It must be exhausting F# G#m7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: Eadd9 B | F# G#m7 Bridge: E B I have this dream: F# My daughter-in-law G#madd9 Kills me for the money, Emaj B F# G#m She thinks I left them in the will. E B F# The family gathers ‘round and reads it G#madd9 And then someone screams out. Emaj B F# G#m7 “She’s laughing up at us from hell!” Chorus: E B It’s me. hi. F# G#m I’m the problem, it’s me. E B It’s me. Hi. F# G#m I’m the problem, it’s me. Emaj It’s me, B F# G#m Hi, everybody agrees, Emaj B F# G#m Everybody agrees… Emaj It’s me. B Hi (hi). F# G#m7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) Emaj At tea (tea) B F# G#m7 Time (time) everybody agrees. (Everybody agrees.) Emaj B F# I’ll stare directly at the sun, G#m7 But never in the mirror. Emaj B It must be exhausting F# G#m7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: Emaj B | F# …