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Intro: … | … Ebadd9 Bb F I have this thing where I get older, Gmadd9 But just never wiser. Ebadd9 Bb F Gm7 Midnights become my afternoons. Ebadd9 Bb When my depression works F Gmadd9 The graveyard shift all of the people, Ebmaj Bb F Gm7 I’ve ghosted stand there in the room. Ebadd9 Bb F I should not be left to my own devices, Gm7 Ebadd9 They come with prices and vices. Bb I end up in crisis. F Gm7 (Tale as old as time.) Ebadd9 Bb F I wake up screaming from dreaming. Gm7 Ebadd9 One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving Bb F ‘Cause you got tired of my scheming. Gm7 (For the last time.) Chorus: Ebmaj It’s me. Bb Hi. F Gm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. Ebmaj At tea Bb F Gm7 Time everybody agrees. Ebmaj Bb F I’ll stare directly at the sun, Gm7 But never in the mirror. Ebmaj Bb It must be exhausting F Gm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: Ebadd9 Bb | F Gm7 Ebadd9 Bb F Sometimes I feel like everybody Gmadd9 Is a sexy baby Ebadd9 Bb F Gm7 And I’m a monster on the hill, Ebadd9 Bb Too big to hang out, F Slowly lurching Gmadd9 Toward your favorite city, Ebadd9 Bb Pierced through the heart, F Gm7 But never killed. Ebadd9 Bb F Did you hear my covert narcissism, Gm7 Ebadd9 I disguise as altruism Bb F Like some kind of congressman? Gm7 (Tale as old as time.) Ebadd9 Bb F I wake up screaming from dreaming. Gm7 Ebmaj One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving Bb F And life will lose all its meaning. Gm7 (For the last time.) Chorus: Ebmaj It’s me. Bb Hi. F Gm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) Ebmaj At tea Bb F Gm7 Time everybody agrees. Ebmaj Bb F I’ll stare directly at the sun, Gm7 But never in the mirror. Ebmaj Bb It must be exhausting F Gm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: Ebadd9 Bb | F Gm7 Bridge: Eb Bb I have this dream: F My daughter-in-law Gmadd9 Kills me for the money, Ebmaj Bb F Gm She thinks I left them in the will. Eb Bb F The family gathers ‘round and reads it Gmadd9 And then someone screams out. Ebmaj Bb F Gm7 “She’s laughing up at us from hell!” Chorus: Eb Bb It’s me. hi. F Gm I’m the problem, it’s me. Eb Bb It’s me. Hi. F Gm I’m the problem, it’s me. Ebmaj It’s me, Bb F Gm Hi, everybody agrees, Ebmaj Bb F Gm Everybody agrees… Ebmaj It’s me. Bb Hi (hi). F Gm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) Ebmaj At tea (tea) Bb F Gm7 Time (time) everybody agrees. (Everybody agrees.) Ebmaj Bb F I’ll stare directly at the sun, Gm7 But never in the mirror. Ebmaj Bb It must be exhausting F Gm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: Ebmaj Bb | F …