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Intro: … | … Fadd9 C G I have this thing where I get older, Amadd9 But just never wiser. Fadd9 C G Am7 Midnights become my afternoons. Fadd9 C When my depression works G Amadd9 The graveyard shift all of the people, Fmaj C G Am7 I’ve ghosted stand there in the room. Fadd9 C G I should not be left to my own devices, Am7 Fadd9 They come with prices and vices. C I end up in crisis. G Am7 (Tale as old as time.) Fadd9 C G I wake up screaming from dreaming. Am7 Fadd9 One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving C G ‘Cause you got tired of my scheming. Am7 (For the last time.) Chorus: Fmaj It’s me. C Hi. G Am7 I’m the problem, it’s me. Fmaj At tea C G Am7 Time everybody agrees. Fmaj C G I’ll stare directly at the sun, Am7 But never in the mirror. Fmaj C It must be exhausting G Am7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: Fadd9 C | G Am7 Fadd9 C G Sometimes I feel like everybody Amadd9 Is a sexy baby Fadd9 C G Am7 And I’m a monster on the hill, Fadd9 C Too big to hang out, G Slowly lurching Amadd9 Toward your favorite city, Fadd9 C Pierced through the heart, G Am7 But never killed. Fadd9 C G Did you hear my covert narcissism, Am7 Fadd9 I disguise as altruism C G Like some kind of congressman? Am7 (Tale as old as time.) Fadd9 C G I wake up screaming from dreaming. Am7 Fmaj One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving C G And life will lose all its meaning. Am7 (For the last time.) Chorus: Fmaj It’s me. C Hi. G Am7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) Fmaj At tea C G Am7 Time everybody agrees. Fmaj C G I’ll stare directly at the sun, Am7 But never in the mirror. Fmaj C It must be exhausting G Am7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: Fadd9 C | G Am7 Bridge: F C I have this dream: G My daughter-in-law Amadd9 Kills me for the money, Fmaj C G Am She thinks I left them in the will. F C G The family gathers ‘round and reads it Amadd9 And then someone screams out. Fmaj C G Am7 “She’s laughing up at us from hell!” Chorus: F C It’s me. hi. G Am I’m the problem, it’s me. F C It’s me. Hi. G Am I’m the problem, it’s me. Fmaj It’s me, C G Am Hi, everybody agrees, Fmaj C G Am Everybody agrees… Fmaj It’s me. C Hi (hi). G Am7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) Fmaj At tea (tea) C G Am7 Time (time) everybody agrees. (Everybody agrees.) Fmaj C G I’ll stare directly at the sun, Am7 But never in the mirror. Fmaj C It must be exhausting G Am7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: Fmaj C | G …