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Chorus:
Cm
I’m friends with the monster
Bb G#
That’s under my bed,
Cm
Get along with the voices
Bb G#
Inside of my head.
Cm
You’re trying to save me;
Bb G#
Stop holding your breath.
Cm
And you think I’m crazy,
Bb G#
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Cm
I wanted the fame,
Bb
But not the cover of Newsweek.
G#
Oh, well, guess beggars can’t be choosy.
Cm Bb
Wanted to receive attention for my music,
G#
Wanted to be left alone in public.
Cm
Excuse me for wanting my cake and eat it too
Bb
And wanting it both ways.
G#
Fame made me a balloon ‘cause my ego inflated
Cm Bb
When I blew, see, but it was confusing
G#
‘Cause all I wanted to do’s
Be the Bruce Lee of loose-leaf.
Cm Bb
Abused ink, used it as a tool
G#
When I blew steam.
Ooh! Hit the lottery, ooh wee,
Cm
But with what I gave up
Bb
To get was bittersweet.
G#
It was like winning a huge meet.
Ironic, ‘cause I think
Cm Bb
I’m getting so huge I need a shrink.
I’m beginning to lose sleep.
G#
One sheep, two sheep…
Cm Bb
Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith.
G#
But I’m actually weirder than you think
‘Cause I…
Chorus:
Cm
I’m friends with the monster
Bb G#
That’s under my bed,
Cm
Get along with the voices
Bb G#
Inside of my head.
Cm
You’re trying to save me;
Bb G#
Stop holding your breath.
Cm
And you think I’m crazy,
Bb G#
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Cm
Well, that’s nothing.
Bb G#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Cm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Bb G#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
Cm
Well, that’s nothing.
Bb G#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Cm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Bb G#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Cm
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Cm
No, I ain’t much of a poet
Bb
But I know somebody once told me
G#
To seize the moment
And don’t squander it,
‘Cause you never know
Cm
When it all could be over tomorrow.
Bb
So I keep conjuring.
G#
Sometimes I wonder
Where these thoughts spawn from.
Cm Bb
(Yeah, ponder it. And do you want this?
G#
No wonder you losing your mind,
The way it wanders.)
Cm
Yodel-odel-ay-ee-hoo.
Bb
I think you’ve been wandering off down
G#
Yonder and stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen,
Cm Bb
‘Cause I need an interventionist
G#
To intervene between me and this monster
Cm
And save me from myself
Bb
And all this conflict,
G#
‘Cause the very thing
That I love’s killing me
And I can’t conquer it.
Cm Bb
My OCD’s conking me in the head.
G#
Keep knocking, nobody’s home.
I’m sleepwalking.
Cm
I’m just relaying
Bb
What the voice in my head saying.
G#
Don’t shoot the messenger.
I’m just friends with the…
Chorus:
Cm
I’m friends with the monster
Bb G#
That’s under my bed,
Cm
Get along with the voices
Bb G#
Inside of my head.
Cm
You’re trying to save me;
Bb G#
Stop holding your breath.
Cm
And you think I’m crazy,
Bb G#
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Cm
Well, that’s nothing.
Bb G#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Cm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Bb G#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
Cm
Well, that’s nothing.
Bb G#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Cm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Bb G#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Cm
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Cm Bb
Call me crazy, but I had this vision
G#
One day that I’ll walk
Amongst you a regular civilian.
Cm
But, until then,
Bb
Drums get killed,
G#
And I’m coming straight at MC’s;
Blood gets spilled. And I
Cm
Take it back to the days
Bb
That I get on a Dre track.
G#
Give every kid who got played at
Pumped up feeling
Cm
And shit to say back
Bb
To the kids who play ’em.
G#
I ain’t here to save the fucking children,
Cm Bb
But if one kid out of a hundred million
G#
Who are going through a struggle
Feels and relates, that’s great.
Cm Bb
It’s payback, Russell Wilson falling way back
G#
In the draft. Turn nothing into something.
Cm
Still can make that
Bb G#
Straw into gold, chump. I will spin
Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack.
Cm Bb G#
Maybe I need a straightjacket. Face facts:
I am nuts for real. But I’m okay with that;
It’s nothing. I’m still friends with the…
Chorus:
Cm
I’m friends with the monster
Bb G#
That’s under my bed,
Cm
Get along with the voices
Bb G#
Inside of my head.
Cm
You’re trying to save me;
Bb G#
Stop holding your breath.
Cm
And you think I’m crazy,
Bb G#
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Cm
I’m friends with the monster
Bb G#
That’s under my bed,
(Get along with,)
Cm
Get along with the voices
Bb G#
Inside of my head.
(You’re tryna,)
Cm
You’re trying to save me;
Bb G#
Stop holding your breath.
(And you think,)
Cm
And you think I’m crazy,
Bb G#
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Cm
Well, that’s nothing.
Bb G#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Cm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Bb G#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
Cm
Well, that’s nothing.
Bb G#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Cm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Bb G#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Published 31.12.13