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Chorus: Fm I’m friends with the monster D# C# That’s under my bed, Fm Get along with the voices D# C# Inside of my head. Fm You’re trying to save me; D# C# Stop holding your breath. Fm And you think I’m crazy, D# C# Yeah, you think I’m crazy. Fm I wanted the fame, D# But not the cover of Newsweek. C# Oh, well, guess beggars can’t be choosy. Fm D# Wanted to receive attention for my music, C# Wanted to be left alone in public. Fm Excuse me for wanting my cake and eat it too D# And wanting it both ways. C# Fame made me a balloon ‘cause my ego inflated Fm D# When I blew, see, but it was confusing C# ‘Cause all I wanted to do’s Be the Bruce Lee of loose-leaf. Fm D# Abused ink, used it as a tool C# When I blew steam. Ooh! Hit the lottery, ooh wee, Fm But with what I gave up D# To get was bittersweet. C# It was like winning a huge meet. Ironic, ‘cause I think Fm D# I’m getting so huge I need a shrink. I’m beginning to lose sleep. C# One sheep, two sheep… Fm D# Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith. C# But I’m actually weirder than you think ‘Cause I… Chorus: Fm I’m friends with the monster D# C# That’s under my bed, Fm Get along with the voices D# C# Inside of my head. Fm You’re trying to save me; D# C# Stop holding your breath. Fm And you think I’m crazy, D# C# Yeah, you think I’m crazy. Fm Well, that’s nothing. D# C# Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, Fm Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, D# C# Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh. Fm Well, that’s nothing. D# C# Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, Fm Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, D# C# Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Fm Uh-oh, uh-oh. Fm No, I ain’t much of a poet D# But I know somebody once told me C# To seize the moment And don’t squander it, ‘Cause you never know Fm When it all could be over tomorrow. D# So I keep conjuring. C# Sometimes I wonder Where these thoughts spawn from. Fm D# (Yeah, ponder it. And do you want this? C# No wonder you losing your mind, The way it wanders.) Fm Yodel-odel-ay-ee-hoo. D# I think you’ve been wandering off down C# Yonder and stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen, Fm D# ‘Cause I need an interventionist C# To intervene between me and this monster Fm And save me from myself D# And all this conflict, C# ‘Cause the very thing That I love’s killing me And I can’t conquer it. Fm D# My OCD’s conking me in the head. C# Keep knocking, nobody’s home. I’m sleepwalking. Fm I’m just relaying D# What the voice in my head saying. C# Don’t shoot the messenger. I’m just friends with the… Chorus: Fm I’m friends with the monster D# C# That’s under my bed, Fm Get along with the voices D# C# Inside of my head. Fm You’re trying to save me; D# C# Stop holding your breath. Fm And you think I’m crazy, D# C# Yeah, you think I’m crazy. Fm Well, that’s nothing. D# C# Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, Fm Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, D# C# Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh. Fm Well, that’s nothing. D# C# Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, Fm Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, D# C# Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Fm Uh-oh, uh-oh. Fm D# Call me crazy, but I had this vision C# One day that I’ll walk Amongst you a regular civilian. Fm But, until then, D# Drums get killed, C# And I’m coming straight at MC’s; Blood gets spilled. And I Fm Take it back to the days D# That I get on a Dre track. C# Give every kid who got played at Pumped up feeling Fm And shit to say back D# To the kids who play ’em. C# I ain’t here to save the fucking children, Fm D# But if one kid out of a hundred million C# Who are going through a struggle Feels and relates, that’s great. Fm D# It’s payback, Russell Wilson falling way back C# In the draft. Turn nothing into something. Fm Still can make that D# C# Straw into gold, chump. I will spin Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack. Fm D# C# Maybe I need a straightjacket. Face facts: I am nuts for real. But I’m okay with that; It’s nothing. I’m still friends with the… Chorus: Fm I’m friends with the monster D# C# That’s under my bed, Fm Get along with the voices D# C# Inside of my head. Fm You’re trying to save me; D# C# Stop holding your breath. Fm And you think I’m crazy, D# C# Yeah, you think I’m crazy. Fm I’m friends with the monster D# C# That’s under my bed, (Get along with,) Fm Get along with the voices D# C# Inside of my head. (You’re tryna,) Fm You’re trying to save me; D# C# Stop holding your breath. (And you think,) Fm And you think I’m crazy, D# C# Yeah, you think I’m crazy. Fm Well, that’s nothing. D# C# Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, Fm Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, D# C# Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh. Fm Well, that’s nothing. D# C# Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, Fm Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, D# C# Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh.