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Chorus: C#m I’m friends with the monster B A That’s under my bed, C#m Get along with the voices B A Inside of my head. C#m You’re trying to save me; B A Stop holding your breath. C#m And you think I’m crazy, B A Yeah, you think I’m crazy. C#m I wanted the fame, B But not the cover of Newsweek. A Oh, well, guess beggars can’t be choosy. C#m B Wanted to receive attention for my music, A Wanted to be left alone in public. C#m Excuse me for wanting my cake and eat it too B And wanting it both ways. A Fame made me a balloon ‘cause my ego inflated C#m B When I blew, see, but it was confusing A ‘Cause all I wanted to do’s Be the Bruce Lee of loose-leaf. C#m B Abused ink, used it as a tool A When I blew steam. Ooh! Hit the lottery, ooh wee, C#m But with what I gave up B To get was bittersweet. A It was like winning a huge meet. Ironic, ‘cause I think C#m B I’m getting so huge I need a shrink. I’m beginning to lose sleep. A One sheep, two sheep… C#m B Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith. A But I’m actually weirder than you think ‘Cause I… Chorus: C#m I’m friends with the monster B A That’s under my bed, C#m Get along with the voices B A Inside of my head. C#m You’re trying to save me; B A Stop holding your breath. C#m And you think I’m crazy, B A Yeah, you think I’m crazy. C#m Well, that’s nothing. B A Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, C#m Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, B A Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh. C#m Well, that’s nothing. B A Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, C#m Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, B A Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh. C#m Uh-oh, uh-oh. C#m No, I ain’t much of a poet B But I know somebody once told me A To seize the moment And don’t squander it, ‘Cause you never know C#m When it all could be over tomorrow. B So I keep conjuring. A Sometimes I wonder Where these thoughts spawn from. C#m B (Yeah, ponder it. And do you want this? A No wonder you losing your mind, The way it wanders.) C#m Yodel-odel-ay-ee-hoo. B I think you’ve been wandering off down A Yonder and stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen, C#m B ‘Cause I need an interventionist A To intervene between me and this monster C#m And save me from myself B And all this conflict, A ‘Cause the very thing That I love’s killing me And I can’t conquer it. C#m B My OCD’s conking me in the head. A Keep knocking, nobody’s home. I’m sleepwalking. C#m I’m just relaying B What the voice in my head saying. A Don’t shoot the messenger. I’m just friends with the… Chorus: C#m I’m friends with the monster B A That’s under my bed, C#m Get along with the voices B A Inside of my head. C#m You’re trying to save me; B A Stop holding your breath. C#m And you think I’m crazy, B A Yeah, you think I’m crazy. C#m Well, that’s nothing. B A Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, C#m Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, B A Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh. C#m Well, that’s nothing. B A Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, C#m Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, B A Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh. C#m Uh-oh, uh-oh. C#m B Call me crazy, but I had this vision A One day that I’ll walk Amongst you a regular civilian. C#m But, until then, B Drums get killed, A And I’m coming straight at MC’s; Blood gets spilled. And I C#m Take it back to the days B That I get on a Dre track. A Give every kid who got played at Pumped up feeling C#m And shit to say back B To the kids who play ’em. A I ain’t here to save the fucking children, C#m B But if one kid out of a hundred million A Who are going through a struggle Feels and relates, that’s great. C#m B It’s payback, Russell Wilson falling way back A In the draft. Turn nothing into something. C#m Still can make that B A Straw into gold, chump. I will spin Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack. C#m B A Maybe I need a straightjacket. Face facts: Aadd11+ A I am nuts for real. But I’m okay with that; It’s nothing. I’m still friends with the… Chorus: C#m I’m friends with the monster B A That’s under my bed, C#m Get along with the voices B A Inside of my head. C#m You’re trying to save me; B A Stop holding your breath. C#m And you think I’m crazy, B A Yeah, you think I’m crazy. C#m I’m friends with the monster B A That’s under my bed, (Get along with,) C#m Get along with the voices B A Inside of my head. (You’re tryna,) C#m You’re trying to save me; B A Stop holding your breath. (And you think,) C#m And you think I’m crazy, B A Yeah, you think I’m crazy. C#m Well, that’s nothing. B A Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, C#m Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, B A Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh. C#m Well, that’s nothing. B A Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, C#m Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, B A Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh.