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Chorus:
Bbm
I’m friends with the monster
G# F#
That’s under my bed,
Bbm
Get along with the voices
G# F#
Inside of my head.
Bbm
You’re trying to save me;
G# F#
Stop holding your breath.
Bbm
And you think I’m crazy,
G# F#
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Bbm
I wanted the fame,
G#
But not the cover of Newsweek.
F#
Oh, well, guess beggars can’t be choosy.
Bbm G#
Wanted to receive attention for my music,
F#
Wanted to be left alone in public.
Bbm
Excuse me for wanting my cake and eat it too
G#
And wanting it both ways.
F#
Fame made me a balloon ‘cause my ego inflated
Bbm G#
When I blew, see, but it was confusing
F#
‘Cause all I wanted to do’s
Be the Bruce Lee of loose-leaf.
Bbm G#
Abused ink, used it as a tool
F#
When I blew steam.
Ooh! Hit the lottery, ooh wee,
Bbm
But with what I gave up
G#
To get was bittersweet.
F#
It was like winning a huge meet.
Ironic, ‘cause I think
Bbm G#
I’m getting so huge I need a shrink.
I’m beginning to lose sleep.
F#
One sheep, two sheep…
Bbm G#
Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith.
F#
But I’m actually weirder than you think
‘Cause I…
Chorus:
Bbm
I’m friends with the monster
G# F#
That’s under my bed,
Bbm
Get along with the voices
G# F#
Inside of my head.
Bbm
You’re trying to save me;
G# F#
Stop holding your breath.
Bbm
And you think I’m crazy,
G# F#
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Bbm
Well, that’s nothing.
G# F#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Bbm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
G# F#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
Bbm
Well, that’s nothing.
G# F#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Bbm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
G# F#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Bbm
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Bbm
No, I ain’t much of a poet
G#
But I know somebody once told me
F#
To seize the moment
And don’t squander it,
‘Cause you never know
Bbm
When it all could be over tomorrow.
G#
So I keep conjuring.
F#
Sometimes I wonder
Where these thoughts spawn from.
Bbm G#
(Yeah, ponder it. And do you want this?
F#
No wonder you losing your mind,
The way it wanders.)
Bbm
Yodel-odel-ay-ee-hoo.
G#
I think you’ve been wandering off down
F#
Yonder and stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen,
Bbm G#
‘Cause I need an interventionist
F#
To intervene between me and this monster
Bbm
And save me from myself
G#
And all this conflict,
F#
‘Cause the very thing
That I love’s killing me
And I can’t conquer it.
Bbm G#
My OCD’s conking me in the head.
F#
Keep knocking, nobody’s home.
I’m sleepwalking.
Bbm
I’m just relaying
G#
What the voice in my head saying.
F#
Don’t shoot the messenger.
I’m just friends with the…
Chorus:
Bbm
I’m friends with the monster
G# F#
That’s under my bed,
Bbm
Get along with the voices
G# F#
Inside of my head.
Bbm
You’re trying to save me;
G# F#
Stop holding your breath.
Bbm
And you think I’m crazy,
G# F#
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Bbm
Well, that’s nothing.
G# F#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Bbm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
G# F#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
Bbm
Well, that’s nothing.
G# F#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Bbm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
G# F#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Bbm
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Bbm G#
Call me crazy, but I had this vision
F#
One day that I’ll walk
Amongst you a regular civilian.
Bbm
But, until then,
G#
Drums get killed,
F#
And I’m coming straight at MC’s;
Blood gets spilled. And I
Bbm
Take it back to the days
G#
That I get on a Dre track.
F#
Give every kid who got played at
Pumped up feeling
Bbm
And shit to say back
G#
To the kids who play ’em.
F#
I ain’t here to save the fucking children,
Bbm G#
But if one kid out of a hundred million
F#
Who are going through a struggle
Feels and relates, that’s great.
Bbm G#
It’s payback, Russell Wilson falling way back
F#
In the draft. Turn nothing into something.
Bbm
Still can make that
G# F#
Straw into gold, chump. I will spin
Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack.
Bbm G# F#
Maybe I need a straightjacket. Face facts:
F#add11+ F#
I am nuts for real. But I’m okay with that;
It’s nothing. I’m still friends with the…
Chorus:
Bbm
I’m friends with the monster
G# F#
That’s under my bed,
Bbm
Get along with the voices
G# F#
Inside of my head.
Bbm
You’re trying to save me;
G# F#
Stop holding your breath.
Bbm
And you think I’m crazy,
G# F#
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Bbm
I’m friends with the monster
G# F#
That’s under my bed,
(Get along with,)
Bbm
Get along with the voices
G# F#
Inside of my head.
(You’re tryna,)
Bbm
You’re trying to save me;
G# F#
Stop holding your breath.
(And you think,)
Bbm
And you think I’m crazy,
G# F#
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Bbm
Well, that’s nothing.
G# F#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Bbm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
G# F#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
Bbm
Well, that’s nothing.
G# F#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Bbm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
G# F#
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Published 31.12.13