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Chorus:
D#m
I’m friends with the monster
C# B
That’s under my bed,
D#m
Get along with the voices
C# B
Inside of my head.
D#m
You’re trying to save me;
C# B
Stop holding your breath.
D#m
And you think I’m crazy,
C# B
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
D#m
I wanted the fame,
C#
But not the cover of Newsweek.
B
Oh, well, guess beggars can’t be choosy.
D#m C#
Wanted to receive attention for my music,
B
Wanted to be left alone in public.
D#m
Excuse me for wanting my cake and eat it too
C#
And wanting it both ways.
B
Fame made me a balloon ‘cause my ego inflated
D#m C#
When I blew, see, but it was confusing
B
‘Cause all I wanted to do’s
Be the Bruce Lee of loose-leaf.
D#m C#
Abused ink, used it as a tool
B
When I blew steam.
Ooh! Hit the lottery, ooh wee,
D#m
But with what I gave up
C#
To get was bittersweet.
B
It was like winning a huge meet.
Ironic, ‘cause I think
D#m C#
I’m getting so huge I need a shrink.
I’m beginning to lose sleep.
B
One sheep, two sheep…
D#m C#
Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith.
B
But I’m actually weirder than you think
‘Cause I…
Chorus:
D#m
I’m friends with the monster
C# B
That’s under my bed,
D#m
Get along with the voices
C# B
Inside of my head.
D#m
You’re trying to save me;
C# B
Stop holding your breath.
D#m
And you think I’m crazy,
C# B
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
D#m
Well, that’s nothing.
C# B
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
D#m
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
C# B
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
D#m
Well, that’s nothing.
C# B
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
D#m
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
C# B
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
D#m
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
D#m
No, I ain’t much of a poet
C#
But I know somebody once told me
B
To seize the moment
And don’t squander it,
‘Cause you never know
D#m
When it all could be over tomorrow.
C#
So I keep conjuring.
B
Sometimes I wonder
Where these thoughts spawn from.
D#m C#
(Yeah, ponder it. And do you want this?
B
No wonder you losing your mind,
The way it wanders.)
D#m
Yodel-odel-ay-ee-hoo.
C#
I think you’ve been wandering off down
B
Yonder and stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen,
D#m C#
‘Cause I need an interventionist
B
To intervene between me and this monster
D#m
And save me from myself
C#
And all this conflict,
B
‘Cause the very thing
That I love’s killing me
And I can’t conquer it.
D#m C#
My OCD’s conking me in the head.
B
Keep knocking, nobody’s home.
I’m sleepwalking.
D#m
I’m just relaying
C#
What the voice in my head saying.
B
Don’t shoot the messenger.
I’m just friends with the…
Chorus:
D#m
I’m friends with the monster
C# B
That’s under my bed,
D#m
Get along with the voices
C# B
Inside of my head.
D#m
You’re trying to save me;
C# B
Stop holding your breath.
D#m
And you think I’m crazy,
C# B
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
D#m
Well, that’s nothing.
C# B
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
D#m
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
C# B
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
D#m
Well, that’s nothing.
C# B
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
D#m
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
C# B
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
D#m
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
D#m C#
Call me crazy, but I had this vision
B
One day that I’ll walk
Amongst you a regular civilian.
D#m
But, until then,
C#
Drums get killed,
B
And I’m coming straight at MC’s;
Blood gets spilled. And I
D#m
Take it back to the days
C#
That I get on a Dre track.
B
Give every kid who got played at
Pumped up feeling
D#m
And shit to say back
C#
To the kids who play ’em.
B
I ain’t here to save the fucking children,
D#m C#
But if one kid out of a hundred million
B
Who are going through a struggle
Feels and relates, that’s great.
D#m C#
It’s payback, Russell Wilson falling way back
B
In the draft. Turn nothing into something.
D#m
Still can make that
C# B
Straw into gold, chump. I will spin
Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack.
D#m C# B
Maybe I need a straightjacket. Face facts:
Badd11+ B
I am nuts for real. But I’m okay with that;
It’s nothing. I’m still friends with the…
Chorus:
D#m
I’m friends with the monster
C# B
That’s under my bed,
D#m
Get along with the voices
C# B
Inside of my head.
D#m
You’re trying to save me;
C# B
Stop holding your breath.
D#m
And you think I’m crazy,
C# B
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
D#m
I’m friends with the monster
C# B
That’s under my bed,
(Get along with,)
D#m
Get along with the voices
C# B
Inside of my head.
(You’re tryna,)
D#m
You’re trying to save me;
C# B
Stop holding your breath.
(And you think,)
D#m
And you think I’m crazy,
C# B
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
D#m
Well, that’s nothing.
C# B
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
D#m
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
C# B
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
D#m
Well, that’s nothing.
C# B
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
D#m
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
C# B
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Published 31.12.13