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Chorus:
Dm
I’m friends with the monster
C Bb
That’s under my bed,
Dm
Get along with the voices
C Bb
Inside of my head.
Dm
You’re trying to save me;
C Bb
Stop holding your breath.
Dm
And you think I’m crazy,
C Bb
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Dm
I wanted the fame,
C
But not the cover of Newsweek.
Bb
Oh, well, guess beggars can’t be choosy.
Dm C
Wanted to receive attention for my music,
Bb
Wanted to be left alone in public.
Dm
Excuse me for wanting my cake and eat it too
C
And wanting it both ways.
Bb
Fame made me a balloon ‘cause my ego inflated
Dm C
When I blew, see, but it was confusing
Bb
‘Cause all I wanted to do’s
Be the Bruce Lee of loose-leaf.
Dm C
Abused ink, used it as a tool
Bb
When I blew steam.
Ooh! Hit the lottery, ooh wee,
Dm
But with what I gave up
C
To get was bittersweet.
Bb
It was like winning a huge meet.
Ironic, ‘cause I think
Dm C
I’m getting so huge I need a shrink.
I’m beginning to lose sleep.
Bb
One sheep, two sheep…
Dm C
Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith.
Bb
But I’m actually weirder than you think
‘Cause I…
Chorus:
Dm
I’m friends with the monster
C Bb
That’s under my bed,
Dm
Get along with the voices
C Bb
Inside of my head.
Dm
You’re trying to save me;
C Bb
Stop holding your breath.
Dm
And you think I’m crazy,
C Bb
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Dm
Well, that’s nothing.
C Bb
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Dm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
C Bb
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
Dm
Well, that’s nothing.
C Bb
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Dm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
C Bb
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Dm
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Dm
No, I ain’t much of a poet
C
But I know somebody once told me
Bb
To seize the moment
And don’t squander it,
‘Cause you never know
Dm
When it all could be over tomorrow.
C
So I keep conjuring.
Bb
Sometimes I wonder
Where these thoughts spawn from.
Dm C
(Yeah, ponder it. And do you want this?
Bb
No wonder you losing your mind,
The way it wanders.)
Dm
Yodel-odel-ay-ee-hoo.
C
I think you’ve been wandering off down
Bb
Yonder and stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen,
Dm C
‘Cause I need an interventionist
Bb
To intervene between me and this monster
Dm
And save me from myself
C
And all this conflict,
Bb
‘Cause the very thing
That I love’s killing me
And I can’t conquer it.
Dm C
My OCD’s conking me in the head.
Bb
Keep knocking, nobody’s home.
I’m sleepwalking.
Dm
I’m just relaying
C
What the voice in my head saying.
Bb
Don’t shoot the messenger.
I’m just friends with the…
Chorus:
Dm
I’m friends with the monster
C Bb
That’s under my bed,
Dm
Get along with the voices
C Bb
Inside of my head.
Dm
You’re trying to save me;
C Bb
Stop holding your breath.
Dm
And you think I’m crazy,
C Bb
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Dm
Well, that’s nothing.
C Bb
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Dm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
C Bb
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
Dm
Well, that’s nothing.
C Bb
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Dm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
C Bb
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Dm
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Dm C
Call me crazy, but I had this vision
Bb
One day that I’ll walk
Amongst you a regular civilian.
Dm
But, until then,
C
Drums get killed,
Bb
And I’m coming straight at MC’s;
Blood gets spilled. And I
Dm
Take it back to the days
C
That I get on a Dre track.
Bb
Give every kid who got played at
Pumped up feeling
Dm
And shit to say back
C
To the kids who play ’em.
Bb
I ain’t here to save the fucking children,
Dm C
But if one kid out of a hundred million
Bb
Who are going through a struggle
Feels and relates, that’s great.
Dm C
It’s payback, Russell Wilson falling way back
Bb
In the draft. Turn nothing into something.
Dm
Still can make that
C Bb
Straw into gold, chump. I will spin
Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack.
Dm C Bb
Maybe I need a straightjacket. Face facts:
Bbadd11+ Bb
I am nuts for real. But I’m okay with that;
It’s nothing. I’m still friends with the…
Chorus:
Dm
I’m friends with the monster
C Bb
That’s under my bed,
Dm
Get along with the voices
C Bb
Inside of my head.
Dm
You’re trying to save me;
C Bb
Stop holding your breath.
Dm
And you think I’m crazy,
C Bb
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Dm
I’m friends with the monster
C Bb
That’s under my bed,
(Get along with,)
Dm
Get along with the voices
C Bb
Inside of my head.
(You’re tryna,)
Dm
You’re trying to save me;
C Bb
Stop holding your breath.
(And you think,)
Dm
And you think I’m crazy,
C Bb
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
Dm
Well, that’s nothing.
C Bb
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Dm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
C Bb
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
Dm
Well, that’s nothing.
C Bb
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
Dm
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
C Bb
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Published 31.12.13