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Chorus:
G#m
I’m friends with the monster
F# E
That’s under my bed,
G#m
Get along with the voices
F# E
Inside of my head.
G#m
You’re trying to save me;
F# E
Stop holding your breath.
G#m
And you think I’m crazy,
F# E
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
G#m
I wanted the fame,
F#
But not the cover of Newsweek.
E
Oh, well, guess beggars can’t be choosy.
G#m F#
Wanted to receive attention for my music,
E
Wanted to be left alone in public.
G#m
Excuse me for wanting my cake and eat it too
F#
And wanting it both ways.
E
Fame made me a balloon ‘cause my ego inflated
G#m F#
When I blew, see, but it was confusing
E
‘Cause all I wanted to do’s
Be the Bruce Lee of loose-leaf.
G#m F#
Abused ink, used it as a tool
E
When I blew steam.
Ooh! Hit the lottery, ooh wee,
G#m
But with what I gave up
F#
To get was bittersweet.
E
It was like winning a huge meet.
Ironic, ‘cause I think
G#m F#
I’m getting so huge I need a shrink.
I’m beginning to lose sleep.
E
One sheep, two sheep…
G#m F#
Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith.
E
But I’m actually weirder than you think
‘Cause I…
Chorus:
G#m
I’m friends with the monster
F# E
That’s under my bed,
G#m
Get along with the voices
F# E
Inside of my head.
G#m
You’re trying to save me;
F# E
Stop holding your breath.
G#m
And you think I’m crazy,
F# E
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
G#m
Well, that’s nothing.
F# E
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
G#m
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
F# E
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
G#m
Well, that’s nothing.
F# E
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
G#m
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
F# E
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
G#m
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
G#m
No, I ain’t much of a poet
F#
But I know somebody once told me
E
To seize the moment
And don’t squander it,
‘Cause you never know
G#m
When it all could be over tomorrow.
F#
So I keep conjuring.
E
Sometimes I wonder
Where these thoughts spawn from.
G#m F#
(Yeah, ponder it. And do you want this?
E
No wonder you losing your mind,
The way it wanders.)
G#m
Yodel-odel-ay-ee-hoo.
F#
I think you’ve been wandering off down
E
Yonder and stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen,
G#m F#
‘Cause I need an interventionist
E
To intervene between me and this monster
G#m
And save me from myself
F#
And all this conflict,
E
‘Cause the very thing
That I love’s killing me
And I can’t conquer it.
G#m F#
My OCD’s conking me in the head.
E
Keep knocking, nobody’s home.
I’m sleepwalking.
G#m
I’m just relaying
F#
What the voice in my head saying.
E
Don’t shoot the messenger.
I’m just friends with the…
Chorus:
G#m
I’m friends with the monster
F# E
That’s under my bed,
G#m
Get along with the voices
F# E
Inside of my head.
G#m
You’re trying to save me;
F# E
Stop holding your breath.
G#m
And you think I’m crazy,
F# E
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
G#m
Well, that’s nothing.
F# E
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
G#m
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
F# E
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
G#m
Well, that’s nothing.
F# E
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
G#m
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
F# E
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
G#m
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
G#m F#
Call me crazy, but I had this vision
E
One day that I’ll walk
Amongst you a regular civilian.
G#m
But, until then,
F#
Drums get killed,
E
And I’m coming straight at MC’s;
Blood gets spilled. And I
G#m
Take it back to the days
F#
That I get on a Dre track.
E
Give every kid who got played at
Pumped up feeling
G#m
And shit to say back
F#
To the kids who play ’em.
E
I ain’t here to save the fucking children,
G#m F#
But if one kid out of a hundred million
E
Who are going through a struggle
Feels and relates, that’s great.
G#m F#
It’s payback, Russell Wilson falling way back
E
In the draft. Turn nothing into something.
G#m
Still can make that
F# E
Straw into gold, chump. I will spin
Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack.
G#m F# E
Maybe I need a straightjacket. Face facts:
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I am nuts for real. But I’m okay with that;
It’s nothing. I’m still friends with the…
Chorus:
G#m
I’m friends with the monster
F# E
That’s under my bed,
G#m
Get along with the voices
F# E
Inside of my head.
G#m
You’re trying to save me;
F# E
Stop holding your breath.
G#m
And you think I’m crazy,
F# E
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
G#m
I’m friends with the monster
F# E
That’s under my bed,
(Get along with,)
G#m
Get along with the voices
F# E
Inside of my head.
(You’re tryna,)
G#m
You’re trying to save me;
F# E
Stop holding your breath.
(And you think,)
G#m
And you think I’m crazy,
F# E
Yeah, you think I’m crazy.
G#m
Well, that’s nothing.
F# E
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
G#m
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
F# E
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh.
G#m
Well, that’s nothing.
F# E
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
G#m
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
F# E
Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Published 31.12.13