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± BPM (tempo): ♩ = 97 beats per minute
Intro: … | … F#add9 C# G# I have this thing where I get older, Bbmadd9 But just never wiser. F#add9 C# G# Bbm7 Midnights become my afternoons. F#add9 C# When my depression works G# Bbmadd9 The graveyard shift all of the people, F#maj9 C# G# Bbm7 I’ve ghosted stand there in the room. F#add9 C# G# I should not be left to my own devices, Bbm7 F#add9 They come with prices and vices. C# I end up in crisis. G# Bbm7 (Tale as old as time.) F#add9 C# G# I wake up screaming from dreaming. Bbm7 F#add9 One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving C# G# ‘Cause you got tired of my scheming. Bbm7 (For the last time.) Chorus: F#maj9 It’s me. C# Hi. G# Bbm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. F#maj9 At tea C# G# Bbm7 Time everybody agrees. F#maj9 C# G# I’ll stare directly at the sun, Bbm7 But never in the mirror. F#maj9 C# It must be exhausting G# Bbm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: F#add9 C# | G# Bbm7 F#add9 C# G# Sometimes I feel like everybody Bbmadd9 Is a sexy baby F#add9 C# G# Bbm7 And I’m a monster on the hill, F#add9 C# Too big to hang out, G# Slowly lurching Bbmadd9 Toward your favorite city, F#add9 C# Pierced through the heart, G# Bbm7 But never killed. F#add9 C# G# Did you hear my covert narcissism, Bbm7 F#add9 I disguise as altruism C# G# Like some kind of congressman? Bbm7 (Tale as old as time.) F#add9 C# G# I wake up screaming from dreaming. Bbm7 F#maj9 One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving C# G# And life will lose all its meaning. Bbm7 (For the last time.) Chorus: F#maj9 It’s me. C# Hi. G# Bbm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) F#maj9 At tea C# G# Bbm7 Time everybody agrees. F#maj9 C# G# I’ll stare directly at the sun, Bbm7 But never in the mirror. F#maj9 C# It must be exhausting G# Bbm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: F#add9 C# | G# Bbm7 Bridge: F# C# I have this dream: G# My daughter-in-law Bbmadd9 Kills me for the money, F#maj C# G# Bbm She thinks I left them in the will. F# C# G# The family gathers ‘round and reads it Bbmadd9 And then someone screams out. F#maj9 C# G# Bbm7 “She’s laughing up at us from hell!” Chorus: F# C# It’s me. hi. G# Bbm I’m the problem, it’s me. F# C# It’s me. Hi. G# Bbm I’m the problem, it’s me. F#maj It’s me, C# G# Bbm Hi, everybody agrees, F#maj C# G# Bbm Everybody agrees… F#maj9 It’s me. C# Hi (hi). G# Bbm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) F#maj9 At tea (tea) C# G# Bbm7 Time (time) everybody agrees. (Everybody agrees.) F#maj9 C# G# I’ll stare directly at the sun, Bbm7 But never in the mirror. F#maj9 C# It must be exhausting G# Bbm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: F#maj C# | G# …