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Intro: … | … G#add9 Eb Bb I have this thing where I get older, Cmadd9 But just never wiser. G#add9 Eb Bb Cm7 Midnights become my afternoons. G#add9 Eb When my depression works Bb Cmadd9 The graveyard shift all of the people, G#maj Eb Bb Cm7 I’ve ghosted stand there in the room. G#add9 Eb Bb I should not be left to my own devices, Cm7 G#add9 They come with prices and vices. Eb I end up in crisis. Bb Cm7 (Tale as old as time.) G#add9 Eb Bb I wake up screaming from dreaming. Cm7 G#add9 One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving Eb Bb ‘Cause you got tired of my scheming. Cm7 (For the last time.) Chorus: G#maj It’s me. Eb Hi. Bb Cm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. G#maj At tea Eb Bb Cm7 Time everybody agrees. G#maj Eb Bb I’ll stare directly at the sun, Cm7 But never in the mirror. G#maj Eb It must be exhausting Bb Cm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: G#add9 Eb | Bb Cm7 G#add9 Eb Bb Sometimes I feel like everybody Cmadd9 Is a sexy baby G#add9 Eb Bb Cm7 And I’m a monster on the hill, G#add9 Eb Too big to hang out, Bb Slowly lurching Cmadd9 Toward your favorite city, G#add9 Eb Pierced through the heart, Bb Cm7 But never killed. G#add9 Eb Bb Did you hear my covert narcissism, Cm7 G#add9 I disguise as altruism Eb Bb Like some kind of congressman? Cm7 (Tale as old as time.) G#add9 Eb Bb I wake up screaming from dreaming. Cm7 G#maj One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving Eb Bb And life will lose all its meaning. Cm7 (For the last time.) Chorus: G#maj It’s me. Eb Hi. Bb Cm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) G#maj At tea Eb Bb Cm7 Time everybody agrees. G#maj Eb Bb I’ll stare directly at the sun, Cm7 But never in the mirror. G#maj Eb It must be exhausting Bb Cm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: G#add9 Eb | Bb Cm7 Bridge: G# Eb I have this dream: Bb My daughter-in-law Cmadd9 Kills me for the money, G#maj Eb Bb Cm She thinks I left them in the will. G# Eb Bb The family gathers ‘round and reads it Cmadd9 And then someone screams out. G#maj Eb Bb Cm7 “She’s laughing up at us from hell!” Chorus: G# Eb It’s me. hi. Bb Cm I’m the problem, it’s me. G# Eb It’s me. Hi. Bb Cm I’m the problem, it’s me. G#maj It’s me, Eb Bb Cm Hi, everybody agrees, G#maj Eb Bb Cm Everybody agrees… G#maj It’s me. Eb Hi (hi). Bb Cm7 I’m the problem, it’s me. (I’m the problem.) G#maj At tea (tea) Eb Bb Cm7 Time (time) everybody agrees. (Everybody agrees.) G#maj Eb Bb I’ll stare directly at the sun, Cm7 But never in the mirror. G#maj Eb It must be exhausting Bb Cm7 Always rooting for the anti-hero. Instrumental: G#maj Eb | Bb …
Published 05.12.22