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Intro: F# | F# | C# | C# | Ebm Ebm | B | B Bmaj C# C#add11 } ×2 F# And I always find, yeah, C# I always find something wrong. You been putting up with my shit Ebm Just way too long. I’m so gifted at finding B What I don’t like the most. Bmaj So I think it’s time C# F# For us to have a toast. Chorus: F# Let’s have a toast For the douchebags. Let’s have a toast C# For the assholes. Let’s have a toast For the scumbags. Ebm Every one of them that I know. Let’s have a toast For the jerk-offs. B That’ll never take work off. Baby, I got a plan: C# F# Run away fast as you can. F# She find pictures in my email. I sent this girl a picture C# Of my dick. I don’t know what it is with females, Ebm But I’m not too good with that shit. See, I could have me a good girl, And still be addicted B To them hood rats. And I just blame everything on you. Bmaj At least you know C# F# That’s what I’m good at. F# And I always find, yeah, I always find Yeah, I always find C# Something wrong. You been putting up with my shit Ebm Just way too long. I’m so gifted at finding B What I don’t like the most. Bmaj So I think it’s time C# F# For us to have a toast. Chorus: F# Let’s have a toast For the douchebags. Let’s have a toast C# For the assholes. Let’s have a toast For the scumbags. Ebm Every one of them that I know. Let’s have a toast For the jerk-offs. B That’ll never take work off. Baby, I got a plan: C# F# Run away fast as you can. Bridge: F# F#sus4 Run away from me, baby, F# Run away. C# C#6 Run away from me, baby, C#7 Ebm Run away. When it starts to get crazy, Then run away. B Babe, I got a plan: Bmaj C# Run away as fast as you can. F# Run away from me, baby, Run away. C# Run away from me, baby, Run away. Ebm When it starts to get crazy, Why can’t she just run away? B Baby, I got a plan: Bmaj C# Run away as fast as you can. F# Twenty-four seven, three sixty-five, Pussy stays on my mind. C# I-I-I-I did it. Alright, alright, I admit it. Now pick your next move. You can leave or live with it. Ebm Ichabod Crane with that Motherfucking top off. Split and go where? B Back to wearing knockoffs? Haha. Knock it off, Neiman’s, shop it off. Bmaj Let’s talk over Mai Tais, C# Waitress, top it off. F# Hoes like vultures wanna fly In your Freddy loafers. You can’t blame ’em, F#sus4 F# C# They ain’t never seen Versace sofas. Every bag, every blouse, Every bracelet. C#6 Comes with a price tag, C#7 Ebm Baby, face it. You should leave If you can’t accept the basics. Plenty hoes in The baller-nigga matrix. B Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless. Bmaj C# I’m just young, rich, and tasteless, P! F# Never was much of a romantic. C# I could never take the intimacy. And I know I did damage. ’Cause the look in your eyes Ebm Is killing me. I guess you knew of that advantage. ’Cause you could blame me B For everything. And I don’t know how I’ma manage. Bmaj C# F# If one day, you just up and leave. F# And I always find, yeah, C# I always find something wrong. You been putting up with my shit Ebm Just way too long. I’m so gifted at finding B What I don’t like the most. Bmaj So I think it’s time C# F# For us to have a toast. Chorus: F# Let’s have a toast For the douchebags. Let’s have a toast C# For the assholes. Let’s have a toast For the scumbags. Ebm Every one of them that I know. Let’s have a toast For the jerk-offs. B That’ll never take work off. Baby, I got a plan: Bmaj C# Run away fast as you can. Instrumental: F# | F# F# F#sus4 F# | C# | C# C# C#6 C#7 | Ebm | Ebm | B | B Bmaj C# C#add11 | F# | F#
Published 10.09.26