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Intro: C# | C# | G# | G# | Bbm Bbm | F# | F# F#maj G# G#add11 } ×2 C# And I always find, yeah, G# I always find something wrong. You been putting up with my shit Bbm Just way too long. I’m so gifted at finding F# What I don’t like the most. F#maj So I think it’s time G# C# For us to have a toast. Chorus: C# Let’s have a toast For the douchebags. Let’s have a toast G# For the assholes. Let’s have a toast For the scumbags. Bbm Every one of them that I know. Let’s have a toast For the jerk-offs. F# That’ll never take work off. Baby, I got a plan: G# C# Run away fast as you can. C# She find pictures in my email. I sent this girl a picture G# Of my dick. I don’t know what it is with females, Bbm But I’m not too good with that shit. See, I could have me a good girl, And still be addicted F# To them hood rats. And I just blame everything on you. F#maj At least you know G# C# That’s what I’m good at. C# And I always find, yeah, I always find Yeah, I always find G# Something wrong. You been putting up with my shit Bbm Just way too long. I’m so gifted at finding F# What I don’t like the most. F#maj So I think it’s time G# C# For us to have a toast. Chorus: C# Let’s have a toast For the douchebags. Let’s have a toast G# For the assholes. Let’s have a toast For the scumbags. Bbm Every one of them that I know. Let’s have a toast For the jerk-offs. F# That’ll never take work off. Baby, I got a plan: G# C# Run away fast as you can. Bridge: C# C#sus4 Run away from me, baby, C# Run away. G# G#6 Run away from me, baby, G#7 Bbm Run away. When it starts to get crazy, Then run away. F# Babe, I got a plan: F#maj G# Run away as fast as you can. C# Run away from me, baby, Run away. G# Run away from me, baby, Run away. Bbm When it starts to get crazy, Why can’t she just run away? F# Baby, I got a plan: F#maj G# Run away as fast as you can. C# Twenty-four seven, three sixty-five, Pussy stays on my mind. G# I-I-I-I did it. Alright, alright, I admit it. Now pick your next move. You can leave or live with it. Bbm Ichabod Crane with that Motherfucking top off. Split and go where? F# Back to wearing knockoffs? Haha. Knock it off, Neiman’s, shop it off. F#maj Let’s talk over Mai Tais, G# Waitress, top it off. C# Hoes like vultures wanna fly In your Freddy loafers. You can’t blame ’em, C#sus4 C# G# They ain’t never seen Versace sofas. Every bag, every blouse, Every bracelet. G#6 Comes with a price tag, G#7 Bbm Baby, face it. You should leave If you can’t accept the basics. Plenty hoes in The baller-nigga matrix. F# Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless. F#maj G# I’m just young, rich, and tasteless, P! C# Never was much of a romantic. G# I could never take the intimacy. And I know I did damage. ’Cause the look in your eyes Bbm Is killing me. I guess you knew of that advantage. ’Cause you could blame me F# For everything. And I don’t know how I’ma manage. F#maj G# C# If one day, you just up and leave. C# And I always find, yeah, G# I always find something wrong. You been putting up with my shit Bbm Just way too long. I’m so gifted at finding F# What I don’t like the most. F#maj So I think it’s time G# C# For us to have a toast. Chorus: C# Let’s have a toast For the douchebags. Let’s have a toast G# For the assholes. Let’s have a toast For the scumbags. Bbm Every one of them that I know. Let’s have a toast For the jerk-offs. F# That’ll never take work off. Baby, I got a plan: F#maj G# Run away fast as you can. Instrumental: C# | C# C# C#sus4 C# | G# | G# G# G#6 G#7 | Bbm | Bbm | F# | F# F#maj G# G#add11 | C# | C#
Published 10.09.26