Madonna thinks 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is 'so unrealistic'
Madonna thinks 'Fifty Shades of Grey' was written for virgins. The 56-year-old singer has no plans to watch the new big screen adaptation of EL James' best-selling erotic novel, starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, because she thought the book was "so unrealistic" and "not very sexy." The 'Living for Love' hit-maker, whose 2001 documentary, 'There's Only One Madonna,' was produced by James, said: "It's pulp fiction. It's not very sexy, maybe for someone who has never had sex before. I kept waiting for something exciting and crazy to happen in that red room thing, and I was like, 'Hmm, a lot of spanking.' I also thought, 'This is so unrealistic because no guy goes down on a girl that much.' I'm sorry, but no one eats p***y as much as the guy in that book." Asked whether her views on sex have changed in recent years, Madonna told Billboard magazine: "Absolutely not. Nope. Sex is a wonderful, necessary part of life."